Civil Procedure is like scheduled foreplay in that it is completely necessary to make sure to maintain the order of the adversarial process, but can also totally cock-block you from proceeding if you fuck up.
Drunk History Christmas
"I tend to be cynical about a lot of things, but Maya Angelou is somebody that no matter how much I pick her apart, she still has integrity. She was a victim of incest and rape, and she worked as a stripper. And now she’s a literary icon and Nobel Laureate. It goes to show that life is cumulative, and you can’t devalue any type of experience."
Bettie Page c. 1950s